Artist Interview Skit

Jose: Hello my name is Jose and this is how I draw my art. Jose: I would describe my art as innocuous, tentanizing, extravagant. Things that seem to be extraordinary, as I am an extraordinary man. Chris: What are your qualifications of being an artist? Jose: I have 18 followers on Instagram, I’m colorblind with red and blue, I was a patient in a mental institution. Chris: Do you have any pieces of art that you made that’s your favorite. Jose: This is one of my favorite pieces of art I’ve made. Chris: Who are your inspirations as an artist? Jose: The guy near the 7-Eleven on Main Street, his name is Dan. Chris: That’s it? Jose: Yeah pretty much Chris: How is this guy a famous artist? Jose: Do you know who I am? I am a rising renowned artist. Chris: I understand, I didn’t mean to insult your intelligence, I just don’t think it’s good art. Jose: What do you know about good art, huh? What do you kn-
Jose: Hey guys thank you for watching my interview uhhhh yeah bye.